tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-545922123813204419.post4607361537667997629..comments2013-11-30T16:23:36.172-08:00Comments on Homeless in Seattle: Abrascam Lincoln: Box Office KillerJesus the hobohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00505364485084530025noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-545922123813204419.post-58404728801872378532012-09-09T15:55:37.139-07:002012-09-09T15:55:37.139-07:00I'm happy to have provided you with this stunn...I'm happy to have provided you with this stunning review and critique of all blockbuster films made since the 80's, not to mention the tiresome, dull, unoriginal formulae mainstream writers and directors approach modern filmmaking with these days. You're welcome. :)Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-545922123813204419.post-27252930098737452782012-09-09T13:08:34.739-07:002012-09-09T13:08:34.739-07:00OMG. Too damn funny. See if I hadn't of read K...OMG. Too damn funny. See if I hadn't of read Kelly's "Psycho Carnival" which suggested I come see your blog... well... shit...Ida missed it. Now off to change me drawers. Thnx for the free shit!Dixie@dcreliefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11558671709412200904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-545922123813204419.post-13608673158998036562012-07-02T20:20:10.833-07:002012-07-02T20:20:10.833-07:00Pshaw! Who knew anything about Honest Abe's se...Pshaw! Who knew anything about Honest Abe's secret life? It was never touched upon by historians, nor was it mentioned in Lincoln's biographical works. The film industry has stunned audiences once again with its amazing and captivating historically accurate documentaries. And we do appreciate your honesty. But next time, could you please shave your ass with a tuna can lid before you climb atop the Space Needle again? You gave us a rash. Kthxbai!Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-545922123813204419.post-64481041517178947082012-07-02T18:45:57.178-07:002012-07-02T18:45:57.178-07:00I was riveted and when I say, "riveted",...I was riveted and when I say, "riveted", I mean attentive to this post and not ending up attached to the side of a bridge or something.<br />What really enlightened me is that I have discovered that Abe Lincoln was not a vampire hunter. A hunter of werewolves, a searcher of the Sasquatch and yearning for Yeti, but never a hunter of vampires. My American type history, just got better.<br />Yes, even you, our illustrious hobo could do better. Heck, I've been to the top of the Space Needle. And yep, my hobo dude, my ass still hurts....klahaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08613505424843475639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-545922123813204419.post-41821268780300935572012-07-01T17:06:53.171-07:002012-07-01T17:06:53.171-07:00Spank you. Spank you very much. While we're on...Spank you. Spank you very much. While we're on the subject of Hollyweird and the shitty films they've been producing for -- gosh, like a fucking eternity now -- I should also mention that there are some independent films that are more deserving of attention than Abraham Fuckwad in 3D. Take for example: 'Joseph and Conk: First Blood' and 'Joseph and Conk: The Handsome Menace' and 'Joseph and Conk: I'm Gonna Conk Your Fat Badonkadonk After I've Clubbed Yo Dumbass Over The Head in 3D' ... all wonderfully thrilling flicks. That's about the happiest ending you could. ever. possibly. have!Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-545922123813204419.post-8069857436621789852012-07-01T14:58:00.376-07:002012-07-01T14:58:00.376-07:00That's a beautiful tale. Much more believable...That's a beautiful tale. Much more believable and delightfully satisfying than more stupid shit from Hollyweird. Honestly... Abe Lincoln... a vampire hunter. Come on! I just took a dump that has more fascinating details than what this tripe of movie making could come up with. <br /><br />So, in the end, did Joseph fuck Conk so hard that he eventually lost consciousness? That's what the audience really wants. A happy ending. And that would be it.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.com