Hobos Know How To Party

So, what are you doing for the new year?

Post by Bringing Funny Back.

I'm going to sleep so hard it'll seem like it's still 2012.

Jesus The Hobo Enters The Digital Age!

Hola, howdy, and hi. It's Jesus The Hobo. You might remember me. I'm the guy who urinates in your bushes once a week? Anyway, I've been working hard on this project (not really), finally raised enough money (begged for it all) and come up with a QR Code for people to use.

What's a QR Code, you ask? QR Codes are two-dimensional barcodes that are easily scanned using any modern mobile phone. This code will then be converted (also called "dequrified") into a piece of interactive text and/or a weblink. For instance, you walk around in the city and notice a poster for an event that seems interesting. You take out your mobile phone, scan the QR Code and you instantly get more information and a link to a website where you can purchase your tickets. You don't have to type or remember anything. It's just that simple.

Now you can follow me on your mobile devices. How cool is that? Just scan this handy QR code into your smartphone and you'll get all the hobo action you could ever want. Let the mayhem begin!

disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for the following disclaimer. I claim no responsibility for damage to your mobile devices. I claim nothing. It's not my fault, and don't blame anybody I know or work for either. This product is meant for debauchery purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons or opinions, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate this. For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. Anything you download can and will be used against you. Any opinions expressed are my own, and generally unpopular with others. Apply smileys liberally throughout the above as needed. If that doesn't help, take two Valium and call your analyst in the morning. Any disclaimer issued by me is subject to change without notice...and frankly, I don't need a disclaimer - I own this damn thing.

Santa's Prostate Exam

@southpawmegan Okay...but it doesn't look so good. I'll take that $20 now. twitter.com/Santa_4_reals/…

— Black Santa Claus (@Santa_4_reals) November 27, 2012

The life of a homeless mall Santa is tough.

NASA Mars Photo Leaked – Hobo Found on Mars!

Hobos from Mars (not to be confused with Rock Stars from Mars).

TSA PSA

You ever seen a Yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly?

Adoption Stains

Facebook captcha FAILs

Darn those orphans and their adoption stains!

Now I see why those adoption stains were such a problem.
But at least they found a solution!

Found Treasures #2

Gif animation credit: unknown
Based on a Jimmy Kimmel Show skit "Hottie Body Hump Club"

Ridiculawesome. What I wouldn't give to be HOBO-FIED.

Found Treasures #1

Photo credit: Akorn King

Bioplastic Surgery Disaster Barbie™ wasn't quite as popular as Mattel had hoped...except with the bag ladies.