Homeless in Seattle: May 2011

Hobo Statement

About Jesus:
It's pronounced HAY-SOOS. I'm an illegal alien (from Boston), a hobo, a transient, a homeless person living off of others in Seattle. Me and my friends here at Homeless in Seattle are Hobloggers, or "hobo-bloggers". We shit our pants on a regular basis. It's okay, I'm lactose intolerant..I spend my food stamps on milk and bread. And since I eat lots of government cheese (which is not real cheese), it doesn't bother me much...mostly because government cheese is a hallucinogenic drug. Therein lies the conspiracy against us.

Jesus the Hobo is the shock blogging mastermind of Dr. Julio Grumbles of www.projectjulio.com and Static of www.krapsody.com This blog is pure satire and should not be taken seriously, unless you're a complete fuckwit and have nothing better to do with your time - then please, troll us with your comments! =)