The Girl Who Silenced the UN For 5 Minutes

At a 1992 UN Earth Summit conference in Rio de Janeiro, 12-year-old Severn Suzuki put the smack down on stunned listeners.

"Making Grown Men Shut-Up and Listen Since 1991."
Karma's a "bitch", ain't it?

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Money From The Homeless

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courtesy of Random Dick — the Dick Tracy Continuity Randomizer: Where Dick Tracy values continuity even less than the so-called Rights of the Accused. Can you find any differences between a regular Dick Tracy strip and a random collection of panels? Find out!

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 ....chances are you girls haven't found a solution for MEN yet either. And men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.