Monday, June 7, 2010

Dynamic Inertia IS Revolutionary and Arousing!!!

Ladies, listen up: 

Are your arms and shoulders saggy, flabby, and out of shape? 
Isn't that the one area you girls haven't found a solution for? 

Well now you have. 

You can jack off Jesus!! 
Giving tug jobs to Jesus in just under 2 minutes a day can strengthen, tone, and sculpt your arms in ways you never knew before!!! 

An...d! the best part is it's absolutely FREE...why pay $19.95 for the Shake Weight® when you get the same effects when you whack Jesus' crotch cannon?! 

**Notice: honkin' Jesus' Bobo is a revolutionary new way to shape and tone your arms, shoulders and chest and it is designed specifically for women. 

To start today, meet me at Ponders Corner at 7 o'clock tonight..first come - first served! Over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 served!!!

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another asinine guest post by Static at

 ....chances are you girls haven't found a solution for MEN yet either. And men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.



  1. Another 10 points for Jesus! The Blogolympics never stood a chance against the son of God!

  2. @ Julio - I think this deserves 20 points. And for the last time I am not the son of God..I am THE ONE AND ONLY GOD! Bow down and lick my feets. =D


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