Dynamic Inertia IS Revolutionary and Arousing!!!

Ladies, listen up: 

Are your arms and shoulders saggy, flabby, and out of shape? 

Isn't that the one area you girls haven't found a solution for? 

Well now you have. 

You can jack off Jesus!! 

Giving tug jobs to Jesus in just under 2 minutes a day can strengthen, tone, and sculpt your arms in ways you never knew before!!! 

An...d! the best part is it's absolutely FREE...why pay $19.95 for the Shake Weight® when you get the same effects when you whack Jesus' crotch cannon?! 

**Notice: honkin' Jesus' Bobo is a revolutionary new way to shape and tone your arms, shoulders and chest and it is designed specifically for women. 

To start today, meet me at Ponders Corner at 7 o'clock tonight..first come - first served! Over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 served!!!

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another asinine guest post by Static at krapsody.com

 ....chances are you girls haven't found a solution for MEN yet either. And men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.