Found Treasures #1

Photo credit: Akorn King

Bioplastic Surgery Disaster Barbie™ wasn't quite as popular as Mattel had hoped...except with the bag ladies.

Cooler Things I'd Post On My Friends Facebook Wall If I Had Friends

"Hey, Alex!

Long time, no -see- poke. I've just been surfing couches and stuff. Hanging out at my social networking buddies homes all year long..picking my toenails on their kitchen counters..pooping in their closets..peeing in their refrigerators..sneezing on their pillows..and soiling their bath towels.

So when can I come and visit you in Italy?!"