Homeless in Seattle: Found Treasures #1

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Found Treasures #1

Photo credit: Akorn King

Bioplastic Surgery Disaster Barbie™ wasn't quite as popular as Mattel had hoped...except with the bag ladies.

5 comments:

Rafael ClarksteinFebruary 22, 2011 at 8:53 AM
In Kazakhstan, this is what our "fuck my face" doll look like.
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Jesus the hoboMarch 4, 2011 at 4:52 PM
Really..I thought that's why you had goats?
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Goober WhineyPantsMarch 4, 2011 at 5:46 PM
Stop with the baglady comments - Jesus! We can't help it if our wheels are rusty and our stolen drawers are crusty...
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Rafael ClarksteinMarch 6, 2011 at 8:20 AM
Goober, I has piledriver for your Chiabutt. What time is good for you?
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StaticMarch 16, 2011 at 6:55 PM
LAWL!
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Hobo Statement

About Jesus:
It's pronounced HAY-SOOS. I'm an illegal alien (from Boston), a hobo, a transient, a homeless person living off of others in Seattle. Me and my friends here at Homeless in Seattle are Hobloggers, or "hobo-bloggers". We shit our pants on a regular basis. It's okay, I'm lactose intolerant..I spend my food stamps on milk and bread. And since I eat lots of government cheese (which is not real cheese), it doesn't bother me much...mostly because government cheese is a hallucinogenic drug. Therein lies the conspiracy against us.

Jesus the Hobo is the shock blogging mastermind of Dr. Julio Grumbles of www.projectjulio.com and Static of www.krapsody.com This blog is pure satire and should not be taken seriously, unless you're a complete fuckwit and have nothing better to do with your time - then please, troll us with your comments! =)