Collecting unemployment or a new career as a door-to-door bird seed salesman -- either way, sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. - Jesus
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We're not allowed to stand in line; everything has to be filed over the internet. Could be big bird is screwed.
ReplyDeleteWhat is this new fangled "INTERNET" contraption you refer to?
DeleteBig Bird is screwed alright, and so am I. Tarnation. Dagnabbit!!
Hmm, Static, I just assumed(yea, I know) since you had a blog you had internet. Basically it's a big trap. Used to be called the "World Wide Web". Somebody who thinks they're the best body wants all ya info. Twist it into small sound bites and make you believe you are whatever they say you are. Mindfreak!! Dagnabbit too!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I don't like the sound of that at all! No siree! How do you avoid this sickness? If I wear a garlic clove around my neck will that ward it off? I assume it does since it's kept the consumption and them nasty vampires away.
DeleteThought you'd never ask :) You're a hobo, and as such the most honest, peaceful living soul on the planet... with the exception of children. You believe the impossible is possible... the hobo code of conduct. Your life satisfaction is not dependent upon any certain person, place or thing. But most definitely I'd keep the garlic on through election time! Bye-bye.
ReplyDeletewell i hope count von count gets more airtime now that the big crapping machine is out where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteBig Bird can use twitter to find jobs, since he's a bird and all. Or he can work for other birds foraging for nuts and berries. OR he can do birthday parties and Barmitzfas. He's fucking big bird. He can handle him/her/itself
ReplyDeleteBig Bird's gender is ambiguous just like their acting abilities and other skills are. Nothing wrong with that. Bar mitzvahs/bat mitzvahs, birthdays, even weddings are not out entirely. Those gatherings rely upon inferior quality entertainment because that's usually all they can budget for. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. Just like what we end up with in the case of PBS. And presidential candidates who have Swiss bank accounts, interests in tax havens like Bermuda and the Cayman Islands -- roughly $250 million all held in a complex and opaque network of offshore havens managed by dozens of accountants, lawyers, lobbyists and special interest groups who all keep their mouths shut. Yep, you get what you pay for.
ReplyDeleteThere's no excuse for being homeless in Seattle, get a fucking life.
ReplyDeleteGee, that's a presumptive observation. But you might be on to something there about getting a life. So what's your excuse?
DeleteI presume BBC stands for Big Bird's Cock. He's just mad 'cause he's old, ugly, miserable, self-righteous and no woman wants a old flaccid unemployable yellow dick.
DeleteI was raped by Big Bird once. It was alright but I'd rather eat a nice hot bowl of chili.
ReplyDeleteIf big bird needs a job so bad, he should look into the porn industry. He would be a natural. I should know. He damn near killed me with that thing.
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