@southpawmegan Okay...but it doesn't look so good. I'll take that $20 now. twitter.com/Santa_4_reals/…
— Black Santa Claus (@Santa_4_reals) November 27, 2012
The life of a homeless mall Santa is tough.
@southpawmegan Okay...but it doesn't look so good. I'll take that $20 now. twitter.com/Santa_4_reals/…
— Black Santa Claus (@Santa_4_reals) November 27, 2012
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The value of therapy should not be underestimated: https://twitter.com/Santa_4_reals/status/273412567295213568.
ReplyDeleteI had a girlfriend who had her coochie peered into by this guy who said he was a doctor (some dude on the street) during a routine cunt exam. He found that exact same little guy in there, too, that you have pictured. I guess he had been hiding from the cops or something.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the sex was so good. He must have been helping out while I was merrily thrusting away.
wait til you turn 50, then the fun begins.
ReplyDeleteOoh.
ReplyDeleteOops, speaking of prostrates, after my doctor removed the rubber glove, I told him if things didn't work out as a doctor, he could always get a job at Customs.
ReplyDeleteHave to see a urologist on New Years Eve. Talk about taking the piss!!!
Sounds like you took a shit, actually. You shit a proctologist and called it a day. You da man!
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