Monday, January 21, 2013

Jesus The Hobo Enters The Digital Age!

Hola, howdy, and hi. It's Jesus The Hobo. You might remember me. I'm the guy who urinates in your bushes once a week? Anyway, I've been working hard on this project (not really), finally raised enough money (begged for it all) and come up with a QR Code for people to use.

What's a QR Code, you ask? QR Codes are two-dimensional barcodes that are easily scanned using any modern mobile phone. This code will then be converted (also called "dequrified") into a piece of interactive text and/or a weblink. For instance, you walk around in the city and notice a poster for an event that seems interesting. You take out your mobile phone, scan the QR Code and you instantly get more information and a link to a website where you can purchase your tickets. You don't have to type or remember anything. It's just that simple.

Now you can follow me on your mobile devices. How cool is that? Just scan this handy QR code into your smartphone and you'll get all the hobo action you could ever want. Let the mayhem begin!

disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for the following disclaimer. I claim no responsibility for damage to your mobile devices. I claim nothing. It's not my fault, and don't blame anybody I know or work for either. This product is meant for debauchery purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons or opinions, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate this. For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill. Anything you download can and will be used against you. Any opinions expressed are my own, and generally unpopular with others. Apply smileys liberally throughout the above as needed. If that doesn't help, take two Valium and call your analyst in the morning. Any disclaimer issued by me is subject to change without notice...and frankly, I don't need a disclaimer - I own this damn thing.


  1. that's a little too cool for a heathen like me.

    i'm guessing your parishioners can donate thru their mobile devices.

  2. Hmmm... Well, I doubt my basic flip top type phone would be able to scan your bar code device. In fact, I know it won't. I bought a dumb phone on purpose. don't text, either. Guess I'm not very modern. Eh, well.

    I do think I see an image of a hobo, by looking really close, at your 'QR code.' You did that on purpose, didn't ya? :) You sneaky little hobo, you. I think I can make out the hobo's hat, too. Or that could be a scattered bunch of Lego building blocks. Hard to tell. I'll let you know if I come to any spectacular conclusions later on. Stay tuned!

    Meanwhile, don't fist any cats or squirrels while I'm off pondering. That's my job and it pays quite lucratively.

  3. I dunno JH, looks like you've gone straight to f--k--g plaid!
    Sorry, my dumb phone don't scan shit. Needs to be HEEEEELED.


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