Homeless in Seattle: Cooler Things I'd Post in My Facebook Status if I was Rich:

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Cooler Things I'd Post in My Facebook Status if I was Rich:

"Amadeus and wine...muscato and Mozart ... nice, peaceful evening alone at the mansion. ♥"

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Alpha ZaJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:24 AM
Thumbs up!
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StaticJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:57 PM
(We) thank you, sir! Care for a mint?

(That last sentence was going to be the second installment, but now it just lacks in originality...back to the drawing board!)
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About Jesus:
It's pronounced HAY-SOOS. I'm an illegal alien (from Boston), a hobo, a transient, a homeless person living off of others in Seattle. Me and my friends here at Homeless in Seattle are Hobloggers, or "hobo-bloggers". We shit our pants on a regular basis. It's okay, I'm lactose intolerant..I spend my food stamps on milk and bread. And since I eat lots of government cheese (which is not real cheese), it doesn't bother me much...mostly because government cheese is a hallucinogenic drug. Therein lies the conspiracy against us.

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