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Have you been hacked by a wiener? Have you been traumatized by Rep. Weiner's penis? It's all part of the prank. So just go with it. Nothing can keep Weiner down for long.
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That Pretty Part of Poison
4 months ago
The man is a giant in the field.
ReplyDeleteNot merely the man, but the wiener as well. I imagine he must also have testicles the size of two double-decker buses.
ReplyDeletep.s. He blinded me with science.
ReplyDeletemaybe he had a bad case of priapism and it was a medical emergency.
ReplyDeleteThis would explain why he wasn't thinking clearly, since all the blood in his head went straight to his wiener. He should be the poster boy for Viagra.
ReplyDeletep.s. If it was a medical emergency, why didn't he just dial '911'?
ReplyDelete"This would explain why he wasn't thinking clearly, since all the blood in his head went straight to his wiener."
ReplyDeleteSuch is the case with persons who frequent chat rooms, waving their junk around on web cam. Since we've drawn up that comparison Static (and based on your claims that the weiner belongs to you), that would be sufficient evidence to conclude that you are a serial chat room masturbator. Although what else is new? :D
@ Der Übermensch: Hey, don't knock it until you try it. Oh, wait...that's right you already have. So was it good for you?
ReplyDelete@ Static: Just to clarify, he's the one who does the wanking. I'm the one who films the wanking, sets it to funky music and then uploads it to the internet. Yeah, I am blatantly gay and have no life.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, his latest assignment is to learn all the words to "I Got Five On It" by Da Luniz. You should hear him try to rap. It's fucking hilarious. But not as awful as Blazin' Hazen. Google that shit.
Filming wanking is not much different from wanking, therefore we can conclude with great assurance that you most likely wank to the wanking. High five!
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