I had some culture once . . . in a Petri dish. The bacterial colonies were fuzzy and green. I ingested some of it just for shits n' giggles and then I found Gawd. Actually, what I meant was I not only found her -- I met her -- and she's black. I guess what I'm tryin' to say is..gawd is Oprah and she loves Activia.
Heck, you don't need books, kindles or much of anything to destroy a culture. People are so friggin' retarded, they will happily do it themselves.
Speaking of being cultured or some nasty bacterial glop like yogurt, I have to go take a big dumperoo and prove I'm not some damn robot so I can leave this fine, sophisticated comment. Yippity-Zippity!
Taking dumps during literary lectures and/or whilst camping are partly responsible for the decline of modern civilization and the death of culture, thus the end of the world as we know it. Good going, man!
i get all the fucking culture i need in my peach yogurt.
ReplyDeleteI had some culture once . . . in a Petri dish. The bacterial colonies were fuzzy and green. I ingested some of it just for shits n' giggles and then I found Gawd. Actually, what I meant was I not only found her -- I met her -- and she's black. I guess what I'm tryin' to say is..gawd is Oprah and she loves Activia.
DeleteThen there's "Culture Club". Boy George, what the fuck is going on?
ReplyDeleteGosh, I dunno. But I bet inside that exclusive highfaluting "Culture Club" there's got to be some "Golden Girls" in need of deliverance.
DeleteHeck, you don't need books, kindles or much of anything to destroy a culture. People are so friggin' retarded, they will happily do it themselves.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of being cultured or some nasty bacterial glop like yogurt, I have to go take a big dumperoo and prove I'm not some damn robot so I can leave this fine, sophisticated comment. Yippity-Zippity!
Taking dumps during literary lectures and/or whilst camping are partly responsible for the decline of modern civilization and the death of culture, thus the end of the world as we know it. Good going, man!
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DeleteI'm doing my part to help speed things along in this great decline. Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteAren't we all, brother. Aren't we all. :)
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