Found Treasures #1

Photo credit: Akorn King

Bioplastic Surgery Disaster Barbie™ wasn't quite as popular as Mattel had hoped...except with the bag ladies.

Cooler Things I'd Post On My Friends Facebook Wall If I Had Friends

"Hey, Alex!

Long time, no -see- poke. I've just been surfing couches and stuff. Hanging out at my social networking buddies homes all year long..picking my toenails on their kitchen counters..pooping in their closets..peeing in their refrigerators..sneezing on their pillows..and soiling their bath towels.

So when can I come and visit you in Italy?!"

Cooler Things I'd Post in My Facebook Status if I was Rich:

"Amadeus and wine...muscato and Mozart ... nice, peaceful evening alone at the mansion. ♥"

The Girl Who Silenced the UN For 5 Minutes

At a 1992 UN Earth Summit conference in Rio de Janeiro, 12-year-old Severn Suzuki put the smack down on stunned listeners.

"Making Grown Men Shut-Up and Listen Since 1991."
Karma's a "bitch", ain't it?

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Money From The Homeless

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courtesy of Random Dick — the Dick Tracy Continuity Randomizer: Where Dick Tracy values continuity even less than the so-called Rights of the Accused. Can you find any differences between a regular Dick Tracy strip and a random collection of panels? Find out!

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